Now that our main, possibly only, contributor has left to chase his star, many have wondered what is to become of "Harpring Sucks". That is a good question. The answer is "I don't know". There is a very good chance that it will hang on, gasping for air, and then die. Much like Mehmet Okur's defense. There is a chance that it will pick up, have some stellar activity, and then die while choking on its own vomit. Much like I feel when watching Gor-DAWN get called for his stutter-step travel. The most likely answer is that it will have one last glorious post and then it's vaya con Dios.
This won't be that last glorious post.
I cannot match SirKickYoko's output, nor his volume, but I will try to at least stand in his shadow and post on a random basis.
I will praise those who deserve it, but mostly I will poke fun at those who need it.
Jazzbots writers, you are safe. Poking fun at you means I would actually have to read your blog, and quite frankly, there isn't enough heroin in the world to numb that pain.
Random references to 80's sitcoms will likely not happen. Movie references will be frequent, but all you Kathy Bates fans can go somewhere else because the quota of hot tub pictures on this blog has been filled. Instead, I will give you the person who ate The Ghost Whisperer:
She is right. Size 2 is not fat. Size 2nd helping, however, is.
I was watching football games on Sunday and came across the Cardinals/Browns game. As I sat watching to see if Kellen Winslow, Jr. found an empty spot on his arm to tattoo, I heard something that made my spine curl. Craig Bolerjack was doing the play by play for the game. Luckily for him, CBS was kind enough to pair him with Dan Dierdorf, the NFL equivalent of Ron Boone, only with more spit. I kept waiting and hoping for a Bolerjackulation. "Dan, Kurt Warner has completed 10 passes for 97 yards. That's a double double!" or "Phil Dawson lines it up for a 45 yard kick....it's up...MONEY SHOT!" But sadly, Boler let me down. Although I do think I heard Dierdorf once slobber "Yes, yes it is".
Anyway, SirCarusoAss has left the building and I will try to become the new Andy Sipowicz that helps carry the show. I just hope I don't have to resort to showing my fat ass. Like the Ghost Whisperer did.
2 comments:
I've got a few stories for you. Somehow I've got to get in touch with you.
Most women look like this picture of JLH. And not overweight ones, either. Healthy ones. Ones that get out and exercise like crazy and have heart rates and blood pressures that would shame most of the people who expect her to hurt her body for their own viewing pleasure.
When did we get so mentally skewed as to actively persecute someone for not being unhealthy?
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