Live-Blog, Quarter Two: The Creeping Dull

-Gotta say, this game breaks the record for most Andres and derivatives on the court at one time. They should all go out together after the game and watch a movie.

Heh. That seal was just chock full of whimsy. Or is he a sea lion?

-I wonder if Kyle Korver is currently feeling treated like a man?

-Calvin Booth Still-In-The-League Check: yes.

-Why is Korver not in the game? He must have brought a Prada handbag to orientation meetings.

-On cue, he enters the game for Boler and Boone to ponder the alignment of the planets and the threads of fate and so on and so forth for this game to happen right after the trade.

-Korver for 3. He's dreamy.

-The Pearl claims this team now has a high watchability factor. If he means they're visible, then yes.

-KOC always looks like he's trying to forcibly eject his skull through his skin like a projectile.

-KK with another off-balance three that rattles around then goes through. Have I mentioned he's dreamy?

-Boone is apparently having a competition with Hot Rod for most incomprehensible Jazz affiliate.

-Wow. The 76er guy named Williams just stuffed Okur on one end and nailed an incredible alley-oop on the other. Memo should just turn in his testicles now.

-Going through the Philly-Utah connections. Hornacek, KOC, Harpring, Fesenko, Korver...

Holy crap, that's a lot of incredibly white folk.

-53-47, halftime. To be perfectly honest, I phased out for about 3 minutes in the quarter. I think I'm going to have to work my way back into this incrementally.
-Deron just Harpring-fouled Andre Miller. Is touched by the Spirit of Toughness.