Capt Sig: 4th Quarter Randomness

Yes I am back. Not by choice but I can't stand Tatermoog's boobing about the conditions on the deck.


Disclaimer: I suck at intranets blogging.


The positive is the possibility unfolding that the Jazz could blow this game. That is always a good thing for Harpringsucks.com. It also appears Harpring is leading the Warriors come back.

"Chicks Dig Fur"! Good to see The BEAR give a shout out to the Wasatch Front lesbian community. There are no divisions when it comes to the Jazz. We all like fur.

Nice haircut Matt. Didn't know he flew to Paris Island to receive the 'high and tight."

I am very impressed with Boozer's off-season program. Proactive really does work.

Milsap down, Harpring winks at Secretariat in the player's "significant other" section.

Whenever I look at Baron it just seems he should be playing sax in some LA night club.

Warriors cut the lead to 9. AK gathers splinters. Plastic splinters.


Commercial break.


Little Sig had his black belt test today. Puked on lap 5 of the two mile run.

Matt is out of the game. Harpringsucks.com always feels empty when Matty heads to the bench.

Williams hits a jumper. A new twist to the Jazz offense.

Hmm, the next time you read any ESPN experts, just remember Chad Ford had Patty O'Bryant rated as the #1 pick.

Did Bolerhands just say "Mema" Okur?

The back of Joey Harrington's head looks like Plumber's Butt.

I don't see the big deal about Deron tonight. I could school Kenny G.

I love the NBA and the players it creates. Harrington is on fire, having one heck of a night. He makes a great play and celebrates. Totally oblivous that his team is down by 11. I think a great new NBA fan friendly innovation is to suddenly stop games and ask players:

1. The score
2. Their teammates currently on the floor
3. How many shots they have taken.

It has been so long between Williams's passes that it now appears he has regressed to Harpring passing capabilities.

Come on BARON. YOU CAN'T MATCH DWIL NOTE FOR NOTE!!!!

SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

A somewhat terrible night for harpringsucks.com. Little Harp playing time. Williams making everything, and the Jazz winning. The only thing left to look forward to is YB's ESA snatch report.

time to give AK a shot

Ak for 3

the uptimism is out of control.

That reminded of the time we let the retarded kid bat in little league.

Mansap in with 34 seconds. Time for 3 shot attempts.

Camera shot of Giricek. Subway sub of the Game. Time to reward himself with a new Prada handbag.

Jazz win. Deron with a Quad 4 and Octagonal Double 4x4. Boler will double shave his hands and splash on some lotion on after this game.

AK 3-4 from outside the paint. AK and Horny are going to celebrate by a 7 hour marathon session of Pac Man and Atari pong.

Am I done yet?