Saturday, November 3, 2007

GS/UTA: Third Quarter

-Now comes the horrifying realization we've committed to liveblogging a crappy game. This is similar to my experience halfway through Transformers.


"In fifty years, don’t you want to be able to say you had the courage to get in the car?"

By the way, I don't recall anyone at my high school looking like Megan Fox.

-AGH! The Wendover Fun commercial just said the next four shows are Joan Rivers, Wayne Newton, Styx, and Carlos Mencia! It's frickin' Dante's Inferno II: The Lounge.

-Gordan Giricek with 12 points, Harpring with 8 tough points. Advantage: Harpring.

-Is there a more awkward dribbler in the league than Memo? I'm asking. Seriously.

-Jazz open up a 23-point lead. And to think, we lost Fisher's veteran leadership.

-Apparently the Jazz are using an image of AK dribbling as an advertisement for the team. I guess it constitutes more touches in some fashion.

-Jazz 8-10 from 3. That's kinda surprising.

Did you hear, Mr. Chipmunk?

-Wow, there's now a lithograph with Stockton and Malone passing the torch to Deron and Carlos. I'm sure there's an apology by LHM on the back for Deron only being half-white.

-Ronnie Brewer just hit a layup with no double-clutch. It is possible.

-Harpring in for AK. That's a tough substitution.

-Missed Inbounds Attempt for Harpring. Strange, he's usually such a fine passer.

-Warriors have cut it to 15 after the entry of Harpring. Strangely enough, Boler and Boone aren't relating the decreasing deficit to the toughness of Harpring.

-Awesome! Harpring defense! His opponent gets the ball, and Harpring CUTS TO THE BASKET. What in blazes? Needless to say, Barnes 3-pointer, Jazz now up 11.

-Someone should tell Harpring the baseline marks "out of bounds."

-*points to blog title* Fisher gave us doubts, but...thank you, Matt.

-Boler: "Monta Ellis, quick, shoot...*sound of ball clanging off rim* Airballed it."

-Matt Barnes a bit confused, tries to peg Bolerjack in the face with the basketball instead of passing the ball downcourt. An understandable mistake.

-OK, lead down to 13 in the fourth quarter. Turning this thing over to Sig/Pearl. Harp have mercy on us all.

1 comment:

tatermoog said...

And yes, I know he's a prairie dog, I just have to go by the title.