Oh boy. I get to cover 12 minutes of Hart, Collins, Giricek and Miles. You'll have to forgive me if you can't feel the Loudness and Proudness flowing from my keyboard. Tater got to blog AK Appears To Be Running From The KGB, Harpring's Triumphant Entry, and Brewer Hits A Three. Lucky.
And we're back. Boler continues to be impressed by how many shots Harpring can get off. Although, let's be honest. As a fan, looking at this lineup, deciding who I would want to shoot is like deciding which "pasta salad" from Chuck-a-rama I'd like to start my dinner with.
AK blocks with his elbow. Can't he do ANYTHING right?
Millsap with a triple-pump fake under the basket. Amusingly, his team kept running around as if Sap was deciding whether to shoot or to pass. Still on pace for 0 assists this season.
Harpring follow-up MLA (missed layup attempt, for the uninitiated). Booner: "He must be upset with himself." Really? Does the wind get upset with itself for blowing? Is the sun embarrassed for shining?
Boler notices that AK is displaying some "grit". Booner adds that he must have learned that from Harpring. I can't wait until AK masters the art of Stinkeye and Falling. We can only hope that the Master will stick around with the Jazz long enough to impart ALL of his wisdom to the team.
Giricek is a great shooter when he doesn't suck.
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We re-join our blogging heroes, 15 minutes in the future. Sorry about the technical difficulties. But don't despair, I took notes that I will now transcribe:
1) Harrington's head looks like Battier's head that got left on the grill for an extra 10 minutes.
That's all I got. Back to live action.
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I swear, FSN brought in an extra camera just to track Harpring all night. Meanwhile, Giricek is quietly having one of the best nights of his Jazz career, and not even a mention of a potential "double-double" from Boler.
I guess that quarter went better than expected. For the Jazz. And my work here is done.
*high-fives self*
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