I'm thinking this year's #1 draft pick might end up fathering more children than Shawn Kemp. Even though he's too sick to play basketball this week look what he's doing instead:
A ground rule: Please refrain from the obvious Blazing Saddles reference. We have taste here people.
With Joe Francis' legal problems, it's nice to see Greg Oden has picked up the pieces. LTV, as a black Republican, knows a thing or two about dropping hammer on white women. My guess, college freshman on first spring break. By the end of the week she hung loose like sleeve of wizard.
I'm friends with Oden on myspace and he recently posted a bulletin in an effort to rout out fake Greg Odens. The bulletin contained several photos of him, his girlfriend, his tongue, and his girlfriend's tongue. His girlfriend is black. Is there any way to post a comment with a pic? Cause there's a prurient public interest in seeing these pics.
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"I'm so glad Kobe gave me this girl's number."
With Joe Francis' legal problems, it's nice to see Greg Oden has picked up the pieces. LTV, as a black Republican, knows a thing or two about dropping hammer on white women. My guess, college freshman on first spring break. By the end of the week she hung loose like sleeve of wizard.
Captions:
Not pictured: Dick Vitale working the balls.
"You remind me of my jeep."
Oden: working it from behind and pondering the legal consequences of donkey punching.
off your rectum, through your spleen, over your colon, off the scoreboard, nothin' but vag....
Not pictured: Brandon Roy setting up in the corner for the money shot.
I know Oden is 43, but...uh...hate to break it to you, but that's a picture from a high school party. According to Oden himself.
Scary.
I'm friends with Oden on myspace and he recently posted a bulletin in an effort to rout out fake Greg Odens. The bulletin contained several photos of him, his girlfriend, his tongue, and his girlfriend's tongue. His girlfriend is black. Is there any way to post a comment with a pic? Cause there's a prurient public interest in seeing these pics.
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