-Dee Brown is still in the game. I think Sloan is still confused as to when Derek Fisher grew dreadlocks.
-HARP MLA! The central theme of this blog.
-Um. Wow. That was quite a dunk by Boozer. Agent Zero must feel like a real zero now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
-AK subbed in for Dee Brown. Even trade.
-Hehehe...still laughing at that Agent Zero line. Hehehehehehe...oh, I rule.
-The Jazz Dancers on the court with their patented "slutty-enough-to-be-mildly-interesting-but-not-
slutty-enough-to-offend-Mormon-mores" dance.
-Andrei has a brilliant steal of a pass and then pauses to dribble it for a few seconds. I like to think he's trying to remember what the basketball feels like.
-Milsap would be on pace to foul out three times if he played 48 minutes. Sloan applauds his hard-nosed play.
-Boozer to ball bouncing on rim: "No, get out of there." It's unusual to hear random court talk articulated so clearly. Seemed almost fairy-tale like. "Please, fair ball, I implore you. My livelihood is at stake!"
-Bordy again: "Boozer doing some sort of drill where he shoots layup [sic] from increasingly further distances." I look forward to him winning the game with a 3-point layup.
-The Wizards' announcer has consistently referred to AK as "Carrielinko." I think this is intentional. Especially when he referred to Carla Boozer and Matt "Girl's Name" Harpring.
-If this game goes into overtime, I'll be faced with the decision between the game and the 11:30EST episode of Scrubs. The comic stylings of Zach Braff versus the comic stylings of Jerry Sloan. Choices.
-Milsap is kind enough to foul out to give us Matt Harpring down the stretch. Thank you, Paul.
-Should the Jazz keep going to Boozer in the paint or have him pass to a double-teamed Harpring for an off-balance jumper? Choices.
-Deron baldwins another fast break.
-Boozer yells every time he does anything. *catch ball* "ARGH." *layup attempt* "ARGH." *tears hammy* "ARGH." *tears hammy again* "ARGH." *fakes torn hammy* "ARGH." *swashbuckles* "ARGH."
-Wiz Announcer: "If you stayed up this late, don't go to bed now." Aristotelian logic at work.
-Well, the Jazz just wrapped up all their problems to the sound of a sappy acoustic ballad. Oh wait, I'm watching Scrubs.
-Fisher in for AK. Even trade.
-Fisher hits a three. I think he just earned 500 more minutes on his Utah Jazz Card.
-Etan Thomas with an odd technical foul. Maybe the ref just doesn't like free-verse poetry.
-Neither does Fisher.
-JAZZ WIN JAZZ WIN JAZZ *flips to Scrubs* WIN! Let's see which wrong lessons the Jazz learn from this game:
- Fisher deserves to be in during the clutch.
- Dee Brown can perform serviceable spot backup.
- The team wins when AK doesn't touch the ball in the second half.
- The team DOES win when Harpring touches the ball in the second half.
The sun is down, the temperature has dropped to 80, and the Jazz have a victory. Can life get any better?
Yes. Dear sweet mike, please yes.
1 comment:
Harpring was 1/1 from the field in the last 2 minutes of the game..explain..
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