Apologies to DDD for bumping his post down. This is like U2 opening for After the Fire.
It's 7:30 and I am watching Boozer, Sloan, and Harpring tell me that the Jazz have to just make shots. So that is the solution? I guess Fisher is not playing.
Now, we have Thurl and Pace telling us how to shoot over Yao Ming. Shoot me now.
Time to switch to the Orlando/Detroit game. Wow. Dwight Howard is a bad free throw shooter and who can blame him? There are three hotties right behind the basket.
So...KJZZ or TNT? Which do I go with? Well, Boler of course! Where else can I find out that "Harpring comes from a football family" or "how tough is Fisher?"
Game predictions...Sloan will take Crygate to heart and give Andrei 18 minutes tonight. Harpring will show his anger at losing 6th Man of the Year to Barbosa by falling an extra couple of times. I am going to have three pages before tip off. I will wait now.
If I ever paint my face, I hope someone is there to kick my ass.
The Jazz are screwed. Bob Delaney is reffing.
12:00 - The Jazz win the tip and nobody is guarding Andrei.
44 seconds later, Fisher is 0-1.
10:45 WOW...Memo played defense!
10:15 Boozer is taking Memo's place as the outside shooter. 4-0 Jazz.
9:35 Fisher on McGrady. I guess the stove isn't that hot. Touch it again. Fisher one foul. Please, give him another.
9:22 AK knocks a pass out of bounds. Sloan talleys one touch. Seven seconds later, a rebound. That's two touches.
8:45 AK gets another but runs over Raja Be..I mean Shane Battier.
8:25 Memo played defense again and stole the ball! Even more incredible, Fisher passed it. Boozer scores again.
7:45 Boozer is smoking! 10-2 Jazz.
7:25 Memo tries tipping it into Houston's basket.
6:40 Rafer trying to help the Jazz but Chuck Hayes will have none of it. 12-6 Jazz.
6:18 An AK post up! Nothing to see here. Move along.
5:46 It is Boozer vs. Hayes. Incredible shot after a faol by Yao.
Time out...KFC commercial. Why does Kentucky Fried Chicken use "Sweet Home Alabama" as their jingle?
They are coming out of the timeout and Andrei is still on the floor. My prediction is coming true!
5:38 and Fisher is taking Harpring's duties for falling down.
5:00 and Boler is talking about saddling and riding Boozer. I know that surprises nobody.
4:30 and another block from Memo. That probably doubles his season output.
3:50 Battier strips AK. AK pops Yao. Fair trade.
3:38 Sloan gets the bench in. Harpring, Giricek, and Collins on the floor.
3:27 McGrady fouls Harpring. Harpring doesn't fall.
3:10 Boone is describing a foul. I think it is English, but I am not sure.
3:10 Kirk Snyder! The Jazz have a chance!!
3:00 Harpring shuffles his way to a travel.
2:48 McGrady heating up. Glad I don't have the 4th quarter duty tonight.
2:12 Almost a Harpring fall going for a loose ball. Time out, Jazz 19-15.
A Moment in Time....Olajuwon pops Whopper.
1:37 Fisher just scored! A free throw. Only one shot so far. So far.
1:08 Snyder scores. 30 seconds later, he gives back.
:3.2 Fisher goes one on one with a Houston defender. He wanted Alston, but he got Head.** He scores! Jazz end the quarter with a 26-17 lead. Sloan's Master Plan is working.
**- obligatory
Now....I turn this over to SirKickyAss.
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...STILL no one on AK...
if you like U2 you should really check out their stuff from the 90's.
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