Game 5 Menu through 3 quarters:
A Shane Battier dome on a nice Albertson's roll
Couple of handfuls of chips
Good and Plenty (Ming Yao size)
Star Crunch
One half of a Dr. Peppper
One Diet Mt. Dew
JVG hails from Rochester, NY. I wonder if Ming Yao has been to Nick Tahou's for the Garbage Plate
Beavis just said Luther Head...ha ha he ha ha he
Jazz not running plays for Milsap, still getting shots.
Sig don't do technologies very good. Please put your mouse and click on the super cool rectangle at the top. That is Nick Tahoe's garbage plate. It is pretty sweet.
Hottie alert sitting next to the scorer's table, Rockets side, behind JVG.
So at halftime I went to gas station to up the calorie count. I was admiring this dude's station wagon. It is funny how these things sneak up on you. I also looked down, had hot dog juice on my shirt and didn't give a frog.
Did we ever get a report back on how much Ming Yao's Luther Head weighs?
Some people have told me I look like Scott Layden.
Others have told me I look like Frank Layden
That play is why this site exists.
Rockets up 3, feels like 10
WHEN DID THIS GAME TURN?? THAT'S RIGHT, WHEN JERRY STOPPPED CALLING PLAYS FOR KIRILENKO.
Oh no, Fisher is off the bench. Fisher shot attempt projection with 6 left...4 shots.
HA, Fisher looked like Tater after reading a Liemd post.
This is the 26th year anniversary of my good friend's 18th surprise birthday party thrown by his mom. She had Mr. Potato Head out for us to play.
Note: Mr. Potato Head is no relation to Luther Head.
Jerry falling back to the Fish guarding TMAC approach. Jerry is no Mr. Potato Head.
Fisher shot count: 1
That exchange looked like an Arena Football game, culminating in Derek Clements knocking the ball away from the intended receiver.
Raja Bell made the NBA First Team All Defense. Apparently Steve Luhm is not the only NBA journalist who does not watch games.
Jerry puts Matt in, remembering now that you can't finish games with Fisher.
Jazz showing some serious sackage. See what happens when you remove leadership from the equation?
Capt Blake is a sissy.
Nice play from JVG out of the time out. I think they ran that at McQuaid.
Mother of God, that was one tremendous pass by AK.
Blogging style still running up against some resistance by management.
Harp short arms a jumper in the clutch, makes note to self..."lift more weights"
Fisher in AK out.
Fisher offensive foul. Yep, that is our coach.
Bench shot of Fisher, looks like he got a whiff of one of Ronnie Brewer's bench farts.
Just received an emergency email from bordelais7, the man who has funded this free site. There appears to be a meeting at 7:00am local to seriously consider changing the name of this site.
Larry H. Miller now thumbing through league directory for Sam Mitchell's cell number.
Jazz lose.
Quick 4th quarter recap: Jazz playing well, flowing well. Fisher in for GG. TMAC hits two shots, Fish throws up a brick, Jazz go down 7. Harp enters, hits two jumpers, AK makes a block and than threads a needle to booze for a layup. Jazz cut it to one. Rich Kotite swaps offense for defense and puts Patton in who immediatley runs a tank into the Siegfried line. Jazz lose.
Should have went to see Gwen Stefani.
Oh, I forgot,
WATER MOCCASINS!!
Jazz not running plays for Milsap, still getting shots.
Sig don't do technologies very good. Please put your mouse and click on the super cool rectangle at the top. That is Nick Tahoe's garbage plate. It is pretty sweet.
Hottie alert sitting next to the scorer's table, Rockets side, behind JVG.
So at halftime I went to gas station to up the calorie count. I was admiring this dude's station wagon. It is funny how these things sneak up on you. I also looked down, had hot dog juice on my shirt and didn't give a frog.
Did we ever get a report back on how much Ming Yao's Luther Head weighs?
Some people have told me I look like Scott Layden.
Others have told me I look like Frank Layden
That play is why this site exists.
Rockets up 3, feels like 10
WHEN DID THIS GAME TURN?? THAT'S RIGHT, WHEN JERRY STOPPPED CALLING PLAYS FOR KIRILENKO.
Oh no, Fisher is off the bench. Fisher shot attempt projection with 6 left...4 shots.
HA, Fisher looked like Tater after reading a Liemd post.
This is the 26th year anniversary of my good friend's 18th surprise birthday party thrown by his mom. She had Mr. Potato Head out for us to play.
Note: Mr. Potato Head is no relation to Luther Head.
Jerry falling back to the Fish guarding TMAC approach. Jerry is no Mr. Potato Head.
Fisher shot count: 1
That exchange looked like an Arena Football game, culminating in Derek Clements knocking the ball away from the intended receiver.
Raja Bell made the NBA First Team All Defense. Apparently Steve Luhm is not the only NBA journalist who does not watch games.
Jerry puts Matt in, remembering now that you can't finish games with Fisher.
Jazz showing some serious sackage. See what happens when you remove leadership from the equation?
Capt Blake is a sissy.
Nice play from JVG out of the time out. I think they ran that at McQuaid.
Mother of God, that was one tremendous pass by AK.
Blogging style still running up against some resistance by management.
Harp short arms a jumper in the clutch, makes note to self..."lift more weights"
Fisher in AK out.
Fisher offensive foul. Yep, that is our coach.
Bench shot of Fisher, looks like he got a whiff of one of Ronnie Brewer's bench farts.
Just received an emergency email from bordelais7, the man who has funded this free site. There appears to be a meeting at 7:00am local to seriously consider changing the name of this site.
Larry H. Miller now thumbing through league directory for Sam Mitchell's cell number.
Jazz lose.
Quick 4th quarter recap: Jazz playing well, flowing well. Fisher in for GG. TMAC hits two shots, Fish throws up a brick, Jazz go down 7. Harp enters, hits two jumpers, AK makes a block and than threads a needle to booze for a layup. Jazz cut it to one. Rich Kotite swaps offense for defense and puts Patton in who immediatley runs a tank into the Siegfried line. Jazz lose.
Should have went to see Gwen Stefani.
Oh, I forgot,
WATER MOCCASINS!!
5 comments:
Did you just reference liemd on the blog?
Damn, thank you guys for making these Jazz losses a little less painful. Humor is a good medicine. FisherSucks.com might be in order. Interestingly Sloan wasn't so diplomatic toward Fish in his post-game comments--said he shouldn't have made that substitution. Damn right.
Fisher displayed quite the arsenal of grimaces this game. I believe the one-eyed glare gained us at least an extra call or two.
And I'm sorry, but Fisher and Harpring are not the two players you go to for your last two shots.
ah, Mr. Potato Head - it's been a while since I thought of him - and ya know, you could use things other than potatoes. I think I'd use a potato for Fisher and Okur, perhaps an orange for Williams, a carrot with its leafy top for Kiri, a cucumber for Gira, a rutabaga for C.J. - not sure what else in out in the vegetable patch, but somebody has to be the eggplant, dontcha think?
I suggest the following..."fongfisher.com"
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