Friday, May 11, 2007

3rd Quarter: Papercuts Would Be More Enjoyable


With a game like this, the closers get the night off. Time to summon the emergency mopup guy.
Observations: Deron Williams will look good sitting on the bench in the 4th quarter with two fouls to give. Glad Sloan saved him. Is Carlos Boozer playing? When does Derek Fisher's plane land? What is on HBO?
Where is Jessica Alba?
I turned ESPN's volume down and turned on the radio to listen to Hot Rod. The potential for humor is better.
Slow motion of Deron Williams spitting mad.
Here we go....buckle up.
Bull Riding is on ESPN Classic in 30 minutes. The Jazz are already down 25.
Dick Bavetta calls a foul on Memo as Baron Davis loses the ball. Bavetta refuses to call Davis "Moses" saying that he knew Moses and Davis is no Moses.
I just realized that the Canseco picture is messing with my spacing. Sucks for those actually reading this. I'm not smart enough to fix it and the picture will be the best part of this entry.
Memo and AK attended the Matt Harpring Layup Camp blowing a chance to cut it to 25.
Seriously, where is Jessica Alba?
Baron Davis parts the Baby Blue Sea.
Fisher is on the board with a free throw. He is a great humanitarian.
Just 6 more minutes in the quarter.
Did I mention that Bull Riding is on ESPN Classic?
Sloan needs to shake things up. Let's see Collins and Araujo together. Could it be any worse?
The Warriors have almost as many three point buckets as the Jazz have turnovers.
The Jazz have almost as many turnovers as Matt Barnes has tattoos.
Don Nelson should not wear a grey T-shirt under his sport coat. Moob sweat does not become him.
Matt Barnes rides Carlos Boozer which makes me wonder if this quarter will get over in time for me to watch classic bull riding.
Matt Harpring fumbles a pass, regains it, and throws it out to Williams for a three. The Accidental Assist. I wonder if Harpring is great humanitarian.
I wonder what a Mrs. YB blog would be like.
Forget Bull Riding. The Fitness Channel has "Ballroom Bootcamp"! In related news, I just found out that I have The Fitness Channel.
Harpring with an offensive rebound on a Boozer miss. Harpring fell down. I did not need to add that last part.
Pacman Jackson just came back in the game. I have never witnessed a felony, but this could be the time. Unless it is samba night on Ballroom Bootcamp.
I am going into four corner mode for the remaining 50 seconds. The Jazz have cut the lead to 21. Buckle up.
This could be the longest 50 seconds in a blowout in the history of the NBA.
Fisher gets two more free throws. I wonder what the sick kid mention tally is. I am guessing 139.
The quarter mercifully ends. Warriors 104 Jazz 85.
Will there be a 4th quarter blog entry? Will OSR ever publish his Chinese Democracy? I have no idea. I am off to watch Ballroom Bootcamp.

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