Quarter Four: Still "Right Now"

-What do you think the pitch was like for the new Bingo show on ABC? "OK, shows are getting edgier, audiences have shown they like drama and novelty, why don't we make a big Bingo game?"

"Sold."

-It's becoming sadder and sadder that the only Jazz highlight that ABC can find from this game is AK's goaltend.

-Mark Jackson: "The Spurs are almost doing as good a job dismantling the Jazz as I did."

-ABC back with the shaky cam. I'm having Vietnam flashbacks.

I'm 23 years old.

-Duncan is now getting upset with the refs when they call the fouls for him. I guess he's expecting them to call multiple fouls on the players guarding him per possession.

-Hoffa finally gets in a game, immediately makes a great pass.

More tiny seizures, I suppose.

-OK, Hoffa has made a significant contribution in bring this game back to a 12-point deficit. Sky now red, cats/dogs living together, etc.

-TaterBro: "if oberto is having a good game that kind of means you're screwed doesn't it?"

Yes, yes it does.

-Deron Williams gets knocked into a photographer, slow to get up, feels photographers ankle, photographer feels his back. Teammate pulls him out before it gets too racy.

-Hoffa just tried to take a charge on Parker. I don't know why the refs didn't buy it.

-Jazz cut it to 16. They still have a chance.

-Parker hurts Deron's groin, Deron hurts Parker's eye in return. San Antonio forced to take a timeout. I think Parker just surrendered.

-Oberto seems pretty desperate to be named the Transformer of the Game.

-I think Manu's five-o'clock shadow has moved to an eight-o'clock shadow in the course of the game. Hey, maybe that makes him our Transformer of the Game. Yes, two of those jokes in a row.

-Did that commercial just use the line, "If I were here to kill you, you would already be dead"? If so, it's the best movie ever.

-What great segues. Referenced "Desperate Housewives" and "Extreme Makeover" in the space of 10 seconds while "analyzing" the game. I'm going to say something and

HOLY CRAP WHAT A DUNK.

-Deron Williams finally made that dunk he's been trying all season, and it looked nice. Keith McLeod shakes his head sadly, walks away from the television.

-Ballgame. Unless Fisher can make a shot ever .4 seconds from this point on. On the positive side...