Blivelog 3: Enter the Dragon

-If this blog fails, it's all on me.

-Hm. Jazz game is on. IFC is showing Frida. Hard choice, I'm always a fan of movies about fine art. Same reason I watched Desperado.

-Boozer has his Playoff Eyebrows going. Either that or his NBA charity of choice was Habitat for Dislocated Katrina Caterpillars.

-Conversation with the TaterMom the other day:

T-Mom: "So, what's wrong with AK?"
T-Moog: "Well, I think it's Sloan being an idiot."
T-Mom: "I told you he was awful three years ago."
T-Moog: "..."
T-Mom: "Do you even watch the games?"

-I think the Goodyear Blimp commercial music is ripping off Jurassic Park's theme song. Which John Williams ripped off of John Williams.

-Tater' Plea for Comments Time: Predict Fisher's final line. Tater-Guess: 4-11, 4 TOs, 23 minutes of constipated look.

-I think Battier was doing the Running Man dance in front of Fisher when he had the ball.

-Boozer just stuffed Yao. Sky now red, up is down, cats and dogs living together.

-McGrady has one eye that sees into the future, one that sees into the past.

Cowboy Bebop reference trumps Pokemon reference. Take that, Kicky.

-Yao down, clutching right knee. That's the knee that contains his pride.

-Battier with some nice moves in the lane. Don't know if they were necessary, think he was just hot-dogging.

-AK probably needs to rethink the "catch-the-ball-in-midair-with-back-to-the-basket-and-shoot-over-head-on-way-down" shot. Sloan sends Harpring in to give him the message.

-TaterMom: "I can't even stand to look at Harpring."

It's officially genetic.

-Yao would be a pretty good player if he had functional fingers instead of two giant palms. And also if he didn't store supplies for the winter in his head.

-TaterMom: "I'm afraid Yao's going to die young."

She's full of joy and love.

-Harpring a little short on that shot. Milt Palacio nods in approval.

-Sorry for the delay, my computer just decided I wasn't being funny enough and locked me out. It let me on just in time for Fisher to airball a jumper. Apparently, that's funny enough in itself.

-Harpring with an incredible Crotch Catch. I think he's showing AK how it's done.

8-point lead for the Jazz heading into the fourth quarter. At the current rate, that would disappear in an additional three minutes of Fisher time.