Golden State defeats the Jazz in Game 1, 89-84. Although the Warriors played well, I think the Jazz played their game and kept the score in the 80's. If they continue to do this, they will have a good shot at winning the series.
I don't know what is going on, I was expecting some post-game interviews, apparently TNT is replaying parts of the game.
WATER MOCCASINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Capt Sig forgot to recalibrate his nagivagtional equipment. There appears to be one more quarter in regulation.
Jerry donned his suit, went to a basketball game and a track meet broke out. His head is going to explode by Game 4.
Boozer looks like the fat kid in a AYSO soccer game. Can't quite keep up. Okur looks like his fat friend who isn't even trying to keep up.
I believe Baron Davis's beard is autographed by Walt "Clyde" Frazier.
Reggie Miller is the NBA's version of Steve Urkle.
How much money would somebody have to pay you before you let your kids sleep over at Stephen Jackson's house?
Chris Paul can't dunk like that. Fairy boy.
The dreaded double foul. The NBA officiating equivalent of feeling up your sister.
I want a motorcycle.
I also wanted Segolene Royale to win the French election. She looks really hot in a business suit.
There is no way in hell the Jazz can win a game in Golden State.
Harp just whispered to Boozer, "I'm Open".
Baron attempts to give Deron a reach around.
5 Fouls on Deron Williams, KOC calls Chris Mullin to trade back via Indiana for Wide-Right.
Coach Bruce Weber sporting a lovely pink dress shirt. Recruits are lining up as we speak.
Gymnastic recruits that is....HA HA HA HA HA ...HA HA HA! Gymnastics aintnuttin I tell ya!
Jazz in transposed mode, AK with an MLA and Harp with a bad pass.
This game has surpassed my blogging abilities. It is like trying to live blog a hockey game. Although it appears that after missing a couple of foul calls, Stephen Jackson is searching for his Glock somewhere stashed at the Warrior bench.
Stephen Jackson with the penitentiary stink-eye.
Baron Davis executing a bounce pass he learned at the Matt Harpring Basketball Camp.
Quick camera shot of Chris "Snoop Dogg" Mullin....sippin on Gin and Juice.
Nice foul call. NBA officiating is FANTASTIC.
Jazz up by two with 17 secs. left. You have to feel good about this. The Jazz have not given up a three pointer to lose a game all season.
Jazz dodge a bullet, harp with a stellar rebound in traffic.
First throw is good, Second throw is good. That's our boy.
It is over. I am exhausted.
It is reasonable to assume that Pam Oliver is the only African-American woman in the ESA.
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"I want a motorcycle."
I...just don't know what to say to that.
A milestone has been broken. This is the single best live-blogged quarter in the history of the website.
I've died a little inside knowing that I can't possibly top it.
You ought to allow people to vote on the best blogged quarter of the game. Game 7 ball should belong to tater, this time it's SIG's. Come on, make it competitive some!
Good job overall, it's a fun to read.
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