Wednesday, May 30, 2007

4th Quarter - Time to Prepare for Aaron Gray


I hope they draw my name. Nothing like getting Giricek's jockstrap. Never been worn. Not sure there are any balls to support. Maybe get some of AK's Russian novels. I can't wait for the Jazz to be involved in Kobe trade talks as a prelude to sending AK to the Lakers as Kobe goes to Boston. The Jazz of course improve with Theo Ratliff, Brian "Elder" Scalabrine, and Dan Dickau. Can't wait.

Right Now.

Well, there's nothing like taking the 4th quarter of the final game of the season, which happens to be in San Antonio. Well, maybe there is: Kidney stones.

The Pearl: My wireless provider is TMobile.

The Pearl: Sidenote: One positive Utah development is that the state appears to have discovered Mallo Cups. Traditionally an east coast treat. Creamy coconut and marshmallow. Now showing up in Ogden locales.

The Pearl: Mark Jackson giving Utah props. If you play the tape backwards it says "Stockton sucks."

The Pearl: If I am not mistaken, I believe Elder Bonner's garments are hanging out below his game shorts.

The Pearl: WATER MOCASSINS!

The Pearl: I believe my blogging partner is pulling a Derek Fisher. It appears his basset hound has eaten some more rocks and he had to fly to NY to have the boulders removed.

YB: Basset Boulders are tough. And expensive.

The Pearl: Spurs beating the Jazz in every stat category including the number of white players on the court at the same time.

YB: The next three years are going to be electrifying!

The Pearl: Good call YB. I am looking forward to Fisher, Harp, Elder Scalabrine, Collins and Dan Dickau on the court at the same time.

YB: I wonder if Norbit is as bad as the reviews. It can't be worse than Shrek the Third. Or this game.

The Pearl: Current lineup: GG, PM, Dee, Brewer, Haffa. I would substitute AK for PM and we could deem this lineup "The Showcase" lineup. KOC could speed dial every other GM in the league to make sure they watch the final 5 minutes. The NBA equivalent of a garage sale.

The Pearl: RIGHT NOW
RIGHT NOW

The Pearl: If you take the cat out of The Pussycat Dolls....... just saying.

YB: Yippee Ki-yay Motherfu...GIRICEK HAD A BLOCK! WOW!!!

YB blogging on a Commodore 64, alternating between blogging and space invaders.

YB: It's The E.T. Atari game. It kicks ass.

The Pearl: The Spurs and Jazz post game antics remind me of a few scenes from OZ, an HBO production. I think Fisher just dropped a bar of soap in front of Timmy.

The Pearl: Nothing screams Cialis like jeans with a sport coat.

YB: Glad that's over. Next up, SJF Live Blogging the Draft. Or The Chinese Democracy. Whichever happens first.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this blog LTV friendly?

tatermoog said...

Holy carp!

Sirkickyass said...

I think we need to hold an immediate referendum on whether or not LTV should be made a contributor.

Anonymous said...

I have nothing to contribute I'm afraid. Perhaps we could discuss Blackacre.

Nick said...

as long as Morrissey doesn't tag along.

Nick said...

LTV, email me: bordelais7 at gmail

Anonymous said...

If God bestows grace upon you, and the USA doesn't bomb you...than Morrissey will not tag along with LTV.

Nick said...

way to not email me, idiot. I'm trying to give you the URL to Secret Chat.

I tried to invite TroutBum as well, but he never responded.

Anonymous said...

We picked up your blog during the Houston series and enjoyed it for the whole playoffs. About 8 of us in Vernal. Thanks for the entertainment!

IzeOfLight said...

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