Veteran Leadership. You can feel it, you can taste it, you can smell it.
The Return of .04! This is a scenario only Vince McMahon could orchestrate for the low, low price of $49.95 on pay per view.
I feel like somebody just hit me in the nuts with a tire iron.
Powder blue T-Shirts. Original Idea. I wonder how that creative meeting of the Jazz marketing staff transpired. I feel like a freshman at my first North Carolina Tar Heel game. BOBBY HURLEY IS A GIRL!
Monta Ellis, on the bench, auditioning for a role as an austic basketball player.
Not much going on, nothing really stands out. Teams exchanging buckets. Sig getting wrestless, reaching for the remote but distracted by microwave popcorn.
AK hits an outside shot, Jerry thinking about pulling him for stretching the defense too much.
Just realized I spelled restless as wrestless. That probably requires some type of self-imposed ridicule. MATT HARPRING IS A GOOD BASKETBALL PLAYER.
I don't deserve a motorcyle.
The crowd formerly known as the Delta Center crowd chanting DEEFENSE! DEEFENSE!. DEE IS NOT IN THE GAME! Idiots.
Commercial break, time for Trivia:
Where does Stephen Jackson hide his shank?
a: In his sock
b: In the crack of his ass
c: In the crack of Nellie's ass
d: In Baron's Walt Frazier beard
e: All of the above
Back from the commercial. AK showing some Commies how to hoop. Frickin Cold War. I miss those days.
Camera shot of Fisher riding the bike, my nuts feel better.
Do you think Reggie Miller is a tampon or pad kind of girl?
Carlos Boozer just pancaked Baron Davis. Mel Kiper just moved Boozer up to 3rd spot on his 2008 draft board.
A serious note. Bordy hates my blogging skills. Or I should say Bordy hates my lack of blogging skills. Where is my shank?
A serious note number II. That commercial where DWade putts the ball is embarassing. He putts like an LPGA player with that little leg thing he does. Horrible.
Jazz in trouble, Harpring with fly by defense. AK missing a 3. Jazz in scramble mode. It is our worst fears coming to fruition.
Boozer with an offensive foul. Just moved up to #2 on Kiper's draft board.
.04 in. Chris Mullin giggles to himself between shots of bourbon.
Pietrus to ice the game. VIVA LA FRANCE!
Okur with an exciting two point shot.
Good clock work by the scorer's table.
.04 with great defense. Reggie calling it a good look. A fadeaway 30 footer. Nice call Regina.
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Yep, you really suck at blogging.
Not to mention no mention of poor Harpring sucking it up in the 2nd half. What's the name of the site, again?
Stephen Jackson keeps his shank under his headband and a spare shank at the strip club.
Yeah, Sig. You need to throw in a few more "Harpring" mentions in order to boost search engine rankings.
Why I hired you, I'll never know. Get what you pay for, I suppose.
All I wanted bordy was to be your latex salesman.
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