Tuesday, May 22, 2007

This 2nd Quarter Better Not Suck

It's the newly-engaged Ize, blogging my first quarter here at HarpringSucks.com. I'm not really engaged; Kicky just assumes that since I'm going on Date #2 with a boy we'll currently call GorgeousGuyWho'sAlsoAJazzFan, it'll happen any day now. Something about living in Provo and going to the Y.

Whenever they show those commercials with the Jazz players at the hospitals visiting the sick kids? I cry.

I'm such a frickin' chick.

Yeah, it's easy to take the ball to the rim when everyone flees, Ginobili. Nice replay. Nice D, Jazz.

(that wasn't in the second quarter; rather, it was a reply from the last game, and a play from the first quarter of this game)

"I love Paul Millsap." I don't know which commentator said that, but I'm sure there are giggles in closets with that comment.

Giri with a horrible play on D, fouling a jumpshooter. I thought it was Harp at first. But he was flexing enough for it to be Harp.

"Giricek, in and out, and in again." You've got to be kidding.

This is starting to get ugly. Let's think about things that are pretty. I want a princess-cut ring with princess-cut sidestones. Platinum or white gold.

Harp with an MLA. Nothing new, really.

Ginobili did us a great favor and only hit the backboard on that shot. Let's say it was great D by Giri, just for fun.

How many women are watching this to make it worth Head and Shoulders' money?

Has anyone seen UncleOfIze yet? I need to make sure I approve of his tie selection--he's not very good at rotating his ties. He wore the same one three games in a row last week.

Okur hit the side of the backboard. Then airballed. Eeshk.

Kicky: I love Ize open lusting after a princess cut ring.

Yep.

We're down by 9. This quarter isn't looking pretty. Now 11. Do we need more ring talk or something?

I think I hear Tater's head exploding somewhere. Or see him shaking his tiny fist or something.

Fisher dribbled the ball of his foot. Looks like we Fisher-Haters are back to being right. 98% of the time isn't all that bad. Then, of course, the Spurs hit a shot.

Okur hit another 3. See how quickly Pop calls the timeouts? Why can't Sloan do that? Maybe we could put a stop to these runs, and stop finding ourselves down by 14.

I think ESPN found the only 3-second blip of Sloan during that timeout where four-letter words WEREN'T used.

Harp with a great pick-up and pass to Fisher who bricked the 3. I was starting to think that play was going to be too good to be true. San Antonio, of course, scored on the other end.

Awesome D on Parker by Harp. [/sarcasm] That looked like all ball by Booz.

Apparently I'm being too girly. I guess I need to make a comment about Booz's acne or something to make it better.

Holy crap. Spurs up by 17. This second quarter sucked. I'm noticing a pattern. And I'm stating the obvious.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

you know what? I hate Sir Kicky. And naps. Had it not been for that deadly combination I would not have been snookered into a fake occasion for congratulations. I suppose I assumed the risk when I a)was not present to hear the context of the liveblog b)took anything The Sir said seriously.

Well ok. Revised congratulations: should you ever, Ize, choose to put your neck in the noose of marriage and your finger into the manacle of a diamond, which, truthfully, I can't imagine why anyone would--on that glorious or dreadful day, I wish you very happy. I also wish you happy should you refuse any proposals.

IzeOfLight said...

You are so my favorite, Madam!

Sirkickyass said...

I prefer to think of the diamond as a muzzle.

Anonymous said...

A ring is basically a small handcuff for the finger. (Though unfortunately they don't sell rings lined with leopard-print velvet lining).

Though I guess I can see how the diamond is a muzzle...it silences all complaints about a formerly imperfect boyfriend and turns him into The Groom.

Sirkickyass said...

Imperfect boyfriend? You must be thinking of Baldis.