Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Overtime: Emergency Blog Post

Frickin' Jazz. I thought I had the night off.

Got to listen to the first half on radio. People that desperately need to be forced into retirement: 1) Capt Sig, 2) Hot Rod Hundley. I got home and had to ask Mrs. Bordy what had ACTUALLY happened.

Fisher with a great defensive play at the end of regulation, and a nice pass to start the overtime. HarpringSucks.com begins to crumble at the foundation.

Deron with a big three. Somewhere, Chris Paul is watching on his 60" screen, sipping pee.

Interlude: anyone who is interested, rewind back to the play mid-way through the 4th where Richardson crossed Harpring over (who, of course, fell to the floor) and stepped back to hit a three-pointer. Zoom in on his feet, both of which were either on, or in front of the 3-point line.

If the Law of Averages actually existed in basketball terms, the Warriors would be experiencing it right now.

Boozer and Memo taking over point guard duties on consecutive plays. Shockingly, they both pull a Harpring and throw it away.

Overweight people look terrible in baby (powder) blue.

I don't own anything that is powder blue.

Fisher with a 3. We may just have to fall back on mocking Harpring for awhile.

Jazz up by 8. When's the last time a Jazz opponent scored 8 points in under a minute? Well, besides the third quarter of this game, that is.

Fisher with a celebratory karate chop as he snags the rebound with 40 seconds left.

Any coincidence that the Jazz outscored the Warriors after AK fouled out? That's what I thought.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sipping pee, indeed.

BHodges said...

Why the cheapshot on AK there at the end? He played out of his mind.

Nick said...

Odd. I thought you didn't come to this site anymore.

BHodges said...

Odd. You didn't answer the question.

After posting a response on JazzFanz about me not reading the site I decided to check it out again here at work. Still a lot of the same old stuff. You should be happy SOMEONE's reading it, or at least responding. Is that any way to treat your guests?

Nick said...

I'm sorry that I can't respond. I don't read comments on this site anymore.

Anonymous said...

Learn to take a joke, Life. This site is constructed for hammerin' the funny bone, eh? Doesn't that toot your joker's card?

Anonymous said...

I think AK's mohawk demonstrates that the Warriors have lost steam as Barnes' mohawk has grown out. I wonder if he's gotten the memo, pun be damned.