This 2nd Quarter Better Not Suck

You all have Affirmative Action to thank for this current live-blog; HarpringSucks has to fill the quota of female postings and estrogen on the blog. Buckle up.

With the second-quarter lineups, that usually lends itself to good comedy. And yes, within 15 seconds, Harpring's shot is "way off." Good times. Good times. Then a foul called on Harp (though kind of a wussy foul call, if you ask me).

UncleOfIze is wearing a yellow tie, but at least it's a different yellow tie this time; at one point he'd worn the same red tie three games in a row. I was thinking he wasn't liking the ties I picked out for him, but no, he was just picking whichever tie was closest. I heart UncleOfIze.

Giricek now with three fouls in five minutes, and a T. Not good. That means more Fisher. Fisher with an MLA, then Harp with an MLA, then Millsap with an MLA. Is Harp freakin' infecting everyone?

Harpring was just called an excellent defender. I think I just spit up in my mouth.

HUGE shot by Okur. Not only did they beat the shot clock (Sloan sheds a wee tear), but Okur hit a shot. Wait, I mean, Okur hit a shot!!!!!!!!!

Fisher with active hands on D (or at least that's what the announcers say happened), turning into a MADE layup by Fish on the other end . . . this is too good to be true!

AK with a great post-up move. Followed up with some fancy D by Harp. Oh wait.

Kicky: "Madame Kicky isn't giving up hope that williams will hork on the floor."

One of the many reasons why we love her. When is she live-blogging again? Tell her to put down that adult-only stuff and blog.

Williams is such a freaking stud. Those crossovers then jumpers? Dude's a stud.

Followed up by some piss-poor defense by the Jazz. Holy crap.

Kicky: So I love it when they describe the Spurs as a "chippy team." I was convinced chippy wasn't a word so I looked it up. It's a word, but it means "female prostitute." You can't make this stuff.

Duncan's second foul. About time. The Jazz should keep taking it at him all game and make him play defense.

I keep losing stuff in my live-blog. It's funny, too, darnit.

Collins is keeping up his awesome play from the last game. Oh wait. 1-4 from the free-throw line. Super.

Don't worry, boys. Tater will be blogging the third quarter, so prepare yourselves for some first-rate snarkiness and top-of-the-line surliness.