LiveBlog 4: The Blog to End All Blogs

-Just so you know, 8 points is a big enough lead for it to be constantly referred to as a collapse by national media if the Jazz lose.

-Odd scene. Boozer clenching Gatorade cup in mouth, takes it out, scowls and talks to teammates, reinserts Gatorade cup. Might be the worst product placement I've ever seen.

-Yao is stealing Harpring's ability to end up on the floor on otherwise innocuous plays. I expect him to start waving his arm soon.

-Airballs by Fisher, Harpring, and Deron now. Seems like he's picking up from the veteran leadership.

-Sloan knows this can be it for the series. Responds with a fourth quarter lineup with both Harpring and Fisher.

He's really longing for the farm.

-Juwan Howard does not have a beard. He has a conveniently-located fungus.

-Fisher with a 3-on-2 fast break. Takes it himself.

It's like a broken record, and that broken record is Neil Diamond Sings Barbra Streissand.

-Speaking of which, still waiting for my copy of Scarlett Johannson Sings Tom Waits. I don't know if there has ever been a bigger can't-miss album.

-Rafer Alston off glass for a three, and we have a tied game. This feels like fate.

-Foul called on Williams, and for some reason, Fisher claps along with the Houston crowd. Someone needs to check and see where his paychecks originate.

-Boozer with the shot and the foul.

Moral of the story: people with acne can succeed, too.

-Harpring dives for the crossover, slow to recover, fouls T-Mac on a jump shot, score it.

*points at top of screen*

-AK FOR THREE?!

*stunned silence*

-I might have to end the blog right here.

-"Vitamin Water: It Worked for T-Mac and Agent Zero" might not be the best product tagline right now.

-Boozer lets loose his barbaric yawp.

-Backcourt violation. Camera cuts to Sloan. Blank Expression. Three seconds later, he stands and applauds. I think he's still three minutes behind in the game.

-My blog associates are all getting excited and whatnot. It's rather darling to see the cynicism melt away in a Game Seven.

Harpring sucks.

-Chuck Hayes gets away with a travel, hits the layup.

Jazz fans, you now have your excuse and your prepackaged NBA Conspiracy Theory.

-Harpring almost blocked Yao. I don't know what to say about that. Oh, and Memo is the man.

-‹Sirkickyass› Big free throws here.

Kicky has entered the Boone Zone.

-Sloan should put Fisher in for defense.

-And AK ices it. Fitting.

-Carlos Boozer the Closer of the Game. Which premieres the new season on June 18. Please watch The Closer.

People are dying.

See you for the Golden State games.