I have no idea why I am doing this. I either get to narrate the continuance of the story book season or sheppard the Jazz into the off season.
A couple of housekeeping items before the stupidity begins:
1. By far the worst presentation of a NBA playoff series in the history of the league. The ABC/ESPN co-farce is an absolute joke. Van Gundy is the only individual that lends one once of credibility to the broadcast.
2. This is not a first for ABC, their presentation of the 2005 Indy 500 was equally as poor. Todd Harris, a local Utah product did the race. Every other lap he reminded us that it was the Indy 500 and it was the greatest race in the world. They are still recovering from the loss of Howard Cosell and Don Meredith.
3. Playoff MattHarpring sucks worse than Regular Season MattHarpring sucks
4. There is probably a good chance that prior to these playoffs the Pussycat Dolls were getting some rotation work. I doubt any serious sports fan will ever put them in the rotation again.
"Fisher is not coming out of the game"....................................................................... oh to be a baby seal in the arctic right now.
Harp appears to be the go to guy early in the 4th.........................................................................
Mark Jackson sucks.
Oberto appears to be not washing his hair during the Spurs playoff run.
Mark Jackson sucks. I think he has every one of his comments written before the game starts.
Question? Why did Pop call that timeout? Never mind, it appears Pop has some kind of royalty agreement with the Pussycat Dolls.
The trade AK/Okur momentum will border on mania in about 6 minutes.
Another time out. Shocking. I am convinced I could play a quarter in the NBA. I take less breaks when I mow my lawn.
RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!
I cleaned my office today. Carpet cleaners coming tomorrow.
Commercial still going.
Where is my ritalin.
RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!
Still waiting for the resumption of play. Ritalin not kicking in.
AK WITH AN AMAZING BLOCK! McCloud misses the jumper on the other end. Baby seals yelping in the distance.
Van Gundy on Boozer: "Defense is not his strength" Crickets chirping
Devin Brown just fouled
The Jazz look like the losing pup in Michael Vick's backyard.
Fisher appeared to be implementing a "Baron Davis Lite" maneuver on Manu. Manu in response appears to have been shot by an M-1 Carbine. The refs respond with a technical foul on the Deadliest Catch. NBA BASKETBALL IS FANTASTIC!
RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!
Would you do Linda Cohn? ....................................me neither.
The Jazz in full meltdown mode. Dee Brown in, Deron out. PHIL JOHNSON ROCKS!
Pop looks like he spent about $40 total on his outfit. Nice checked shirt. They went out of style with Abe Lincoln's sideburns.
Mr. Leadership gets tossed.
Chris Mullin sucks
WATER MOCASSINS!!!!
I think the crowd is chanting "3 more years!"
Final comment: Doesn't Michelle Tafoya look like she constantly needs a shower and to brush her teeth?
Final comment II: Did Giri play in the second half?"
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Pearl: The trade AK/Okur momentum will border on mania in about 6 minutes.
Amazingly, we're still in this game with these two not playing great.
no we're not
Dude Michael Vick was cleared of all charges and is therefore innocent.
Just like OJ Simpson.
oh man. I'm so sad. by the way, who is UncleOfIze? Jerry Sloan? Phil Johnson?
As usual, your live blog was more entertaining than the game.
3 more years!
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