Quarter 1

A turnover and a missed AK jumper to start the game (in reverse order). Neat!

Our boys look pretty in the light-blue jerseys, though.

What is with our crappy rebounding these days? Used to be our best strength.

Boozer to AK for a dunk, nice. Then a Boozer jumper. Not too shabby. I know if I were to do some obligatory acne joke, it could maybe bump this blog up a notch to being semi-funny, but I just can't do it. Sorry, Kicky and Tater.

Is there a correlation between Memo's showering schedule and his FG%?

Now that the Spurs have gone on an 8-0 run, Sloan calls a timeout. Huh. Well, it's better than a 12-0 run, I s'pose.

Okur hit a shot! He showered!

So Memo's new form of defense is just to lean on Duncan as he's starting to face up? Genius.

This camera angle is making me dizzy.

Is Horry sacrificing his body really all that much of a sacrifice? He's old. And he doesn't look like Will Smith anymore. And he's usually pretty close to the ground anyway . . .

Oh good, we're shooting jumpers all day again. And an alley-oop to Duncan. I might quit here soon.

Holy crap, not even a 14-0 run will get Sloan to call a time-out. The guy's literally insane. Clinically insane.

See, we score ONE BUCKET, and Pop CALLS A TIME-OUT. I wonder why the Spurs are champs. Aside from having a Tim Duncan and all.

Sorry, I really stopped caring there for a bit. Who's up for quarter 2? Bordy? Sweet.