Game V, Quarter III

Bordy has been assigned to the 3rd quarter, in order to give the HarpringSucks blog an interlude of thoughtful, serious discourse in between the incompetent and insane blogging team of SJFmoog.

Jazzgal15 (noted Harpring apologist) may (unwillingly) share some thoughts with us during this blog.

Having heard the first half on the radio, I can tell you this: Hot Rod's season-long dream has been to be alone with Giricek for just a couple of seconds, so that he can strangle him. He made it sound like Giruh is an incompetent fool who doesn't belong in the NBA.

JG: "This isn't Matt's series."

Speaking of chat quotes, the "Harpring Embarrassing Moment of the Night" goes to sirkickyass, for exclaiming unabashedly that he "bought a Dio song last night because they were on South Park. I don't regret it."

I just ran JG's comments through the babelfish "Apologist-to-Reality" translater, and came up with the result of "Harpring Sucks"

Ok. So we failed to get Baron Davis suspended for at least a game. Let's re-focus our efforts and see if we can get the league to do something about suspending David Blaine for a bit.

Warriors begin with a three. After twenty minutes to gather themselves and prepare, somehow the Jazz didn't see it coming.

In case you were wondering why I didn't watch the first half on TV, it was part of a personal boycott. I watched in disgust during game 2 as all the happy fans in the lower bowl were frolicking about in the blue t-shirts. How come *I* didn't get a shirt? I pay good money for cable so that I can watch the Jazz on TV. Why is it...(whoa, AK hit a jumper...and now a 3-point play!)...that the Jazz consider ME to be LESS of a fan? Screw LHM.

DOWN GOES BARON! Harpring can't help but admire the length of time that Davis stayed down on the floor.

Warriors apologist, JG15: "I feel really bad that Baron is down."

Support from the gallery: ‹tatermoog› "Nice...job, Bordy."

Haiku time.

Blogging tonight sucks
I've got nothing; I've gone dry
Put Harpring in now

‹JG15› "AK better be getting...some...action"
Not sure what JG is thinking about.

Did they just say "Kirilenko leads all scorers"? Hahahahahahahaha....

Whoa. He does.

If a fight starts inside the small arc under the basket, does it still count as a fight?

If you got stuck alone in a dark alley with Matt Barnes, would you run...or just laugh?

Harpring coming in!
"He brings toughness to the game"
Man, I need a beer.

Announcers hypothesize that "Utah is just 2 or 3 successful possessions away from starting a run". In other news...

Millsap simply chuckles as he finds himself alone with Matt Barnes.

Harpring fouled in the face. JG: "Noooooo!!!"

Pandelerium on the court. Technicals and flagrants everywhere. Meanwhile the ballboys are having trouble keeping up with mopping all of the toughness off the floor.

Dee misses three straight free throws. He just closed his eyes and pretended he was shooting threes.

Golden State is being careless now. Don Nelson is about to slip on some toughness.

Now it's Tater time!
Stay tuned, you loyal readers!
(basically me)